Dear Mom & Dad/Sugar Daddy/Generous Stranger,
I have started planning my trip to Coeur D'Alene, Idaho in anticipation of my race next June. Turns out, it's going to be expensive as shit. (Could Ironman be any other way?). Things like a hotel room, food, plane tickets, and race entry fees add up and I am poor!
Oh wait, and I have to fund TWO of these things next year! Hello bankruptcy!
Please give me money. Actually, please give me a large suitcase stuffed full of money because I also don't have a suitcase, and I will need one in order to carry things on the plane with me to Idaho.
Alexa, Ironman addict
Note: please do not send me money. I am only kidding. :)